Real life anecdote
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callie_chanSo I was listening to the radio in the car today, and the female DJ of one of the more popular local alternative radio stations, Rachel, announces their daily contest, "Guess What Rachel Is Sucking On".
Yeah. I can't imagine how many crank calls these guys get when this contest is running. But usually what she's sucking on are caramels, Jolly Ranchers, etcetera.
Anyway, I listened to today's mystery suck, and honestly? They deserve the crank calls they get today.
Rachel: Okay, so what I'm sucking on today is a popular item...
Me: *nods*
Rachel: It's thinner at the top and gets wider down at the--base, or bottom or whatever-- *sucking noises* I cn ooly 'et y mth rnd *takes it out of her mouth again* I can only get my mouth around the very top, I can't fit the whole thing in, I'm not that skilled. *laughs*
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Rachel: It's about nine inches long, but don't let that fool you because these come in all different sizes...this one is big, though...
Me: ...
Rachel: *brightly* And I always have one of these with me!
Me: *dies and is dead*
-Callisto
Yeah. I can't imagine how many crank calls these guys get when this contest is running. But usually what she's sucking on are caramels, Jolly Ranchers, etcetera.
Anyway, I listened to today's mystery suck, and honestly? They deserve the crank calls they get today.
Rachel: Okay, so what I'm sucking on today is a popular item...
Me: *nods*
Rachel: It's thinner at the top and gets wider down at the--base, or bottom or whatever-- *sucking noises* I cn ooly 'et y mth rnd *takes it out of her mouth again* I can only get my mouth around the very top, I can't fit the whole thing in, I'm not that skilled. *laughs*
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Rachel: It's about nine inches long, but don't let that fool you because these come in all different sizes...this one is big, though...
Me: ...
Rachel: *brightly* And I always have one of these with me!
Me: *dies and is dead*
-Callisto
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Re: Just Looking For Some Role Players. ^^
Date: 2005-03-06 02:27 am (UTC)spaminvitation, I'm an incredibly picky roleplayer. I only roleplay with personal friends whom I'm well-acquainted with, because I've had my share of bad roleplaying experiences and I prefer to stick with people I know are good writers from personal experience.Anyway, I'm only good as Hiei, and even then I'm not so hot.
-Callisto
Re: Just Looking For Some Role Players. ^^
Date: 2005-03-07 01:27 am (UTC)No prob. I can respect that. ^^
Take care. Catch ya later.
-Yusuke
P.S. Thank you for scratching out the word "spam." lol