Real life anecdote

[callie_chan]

So I was listening to the radio in the car today, and the female DJ of one of the more popular local alternative radio stations, Rachel, announces their daily contest, "Guess What Rachel Is Sucking On".

Yeah. I can't imagine how many crank calls these guys get when this contest is running. But usually what she's sucking on are caramels, Jolly Ranchers, etcetera.

Anyway, I listened to today's mystery suck, and honestly? They deserve the crank calls they get today.

Rachel: Okay, so what I'm sucking on today is a popular item...

Me: *nods*

Rachel: It's thinner at the top and gets wider down at the--base, or bottom or whatever-- *sucking noises* I cn ooly 'et y mth rnd *takes it out of her mouth again* I can only get my mouth around the very top, I can't fit the whole thing in, I'm not that skilled. *laughs*

Me: *raises eyebrow*

Rachel: It's about nine inches long, but don't let that fool you because these come in all different sizes...this one is big, though...

Me: ...

Rachel: *brightly* And I always have one of these with me!

Me: *dies and is dead*

-Callisto

Comments

[redmage999.livejournal.com]

so what was she sucking cuz I wanna know

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Like I said in this very comment, I didn't hang around long enough to hear what it was. Didn't really care enough.

-Callisto