WORLD DOMINATION
Apr. 14th, 2005 10:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
callie_chanDeMona: mom keeps sending me candy bars and it's rare that I eat them
Calli: *snerk*
DeMona: I have eight different ones sitting in a bucket near my door
Calli: Why don't people send me candy? ;_;
DeMona: awww
DeMona: because you'r not all the way in b.f BG
Calli: Pfft. So? People could lavish me with free candy right here.
DeMona: lol
DeMona: rain candy bars on calli
Calli: Yeah!
DeMona: :-D
Calli: Seriously, that should be a holiday.
DeMona: hahahahaha
Calli: "Laptops welcome!"
DeMona: well, when you take over the world it will be
Calli: YES.
Calli: I just have to step up production on my laser death ray.
DeMona: I'd hate for it to rain laptops
DeMona: that would be a little painful
DeMona: lol
Calli: See, that's why I'd put Raining Laptops Day directly after Raining Mattresses And Trampolines Day.
Calli: ...wait, no.
DeMona: HAHAHHAHA
Calli: Before.
Calli: Wait, no, I had it right the first time. *scribbles on itinerary*
DeMona: *dies of laughter*
DeMona: oh, the irony
Calli: This isn't funny! This is serious holiday planning.
Calli: And goddamnit, either Budgie Day or Mime Appreciation Day has got to go.
Calli: I like budgies.
DeMona: hmmmm, so many hard choices for a future over lordess
Calli: Exactly.
Calli: Like, for instance--if we keep Mime Appreciation Day, where should we put the scorpion pit?
DeMona: Behind the scourge of gay men
Calli: Well, I guess then they'd get a good view.
DeMona: :-D
Calli: I wonder what's "help, I need antivenom" in mime?
Calli: I expect we'll figure it out eventually.
DeMona: HAHAHAAH
DeMona: most likely
Calli: So far, my experiments point to screaming and flailing, then falling over and twitching for awhile.
DeMona: or we could plead innocence for the fun of it even if we -did- know
Calli: But I may have to perform more tests to verify my data.
Calli: Many more tests.
Calli: With bigger scorpions.
DeMona: ooooooo
DeMona: 50 % more snap
Calli: Well, I've decided. Budgie Day and Mime Appreciation Day can both stay, I'll just make more
days in the year.
Calli: We'll boost it to three hundred and seventy. Three hundred sixty-five was a weird number
anyway.
DeMona: I can tell the average work force is going to love you.
DeMona: hehehehehe
Calli: Since every day's a holiday, I don't see why they wouldn't!
DeMona: very true
Calli: And these holidays will be paid for by me and the massive royalties I get once I copyright
all the stupid ideas in the world. That way anyone who wants to think something stupid has to pay me a cover charge first.
DeMona: OOOoooo
Calli: "The Holocaust was a hoax made up by the media to garner support for the war? Hmm, let me
check the rates--ah, yes, that's a thousand dollars. Next?...oh, a homophobe! We have a special on that today, sir--two hundred dollars, and we sew your rectum closed for free! No more worrying about the gays coming to get you, no sir!"
"...does it come unsewn?"
"...no. Next!"
DeMona: HAHAHAHAH
Calli: See, my new world order has thought of everything.
DeMona: Well, I'm in
Calli: Well, since it was either that or my laser death ray, I kind of figured.
-Callisto
Calli: *snerk*
DeMona: I have eight different ones sitting in a bucket near my door
Calli: Why don't people send me candy? ;_;
DeMona: awww
DeMona: because you'r not all the way in b.f BG
Calli: Pfft. So? People could lavish me with free candy right here.
DeMona: lol
DeMona: rain candy bars on calli
Calli: Yeah!
DeMona: :-D
Calli: Seriously, that should be a holiday.
DeMona: hahahahaha
Calli: "Laptops welcome!"
DeMona: well, when you take over the world it will be
Calli: YES.
Calli: I just have to step up production on my laser death ray.
DeMona: I'd hate for it to rain laptops
DeMona: that would be a little painful
DeMona: lol
Calli: See, that's why I'd put Raining Laptops Day directly after Raining Mattresses And Trampolines Day.
Calli: ...wait, no.
DeMona: HAHAHHAHA
Calli: Before.
Calli: Wait, no, I had it right the first time. *scribbles on itinerary*
DeMona: *dies of laughter*
DeMona: oh, the irony
Calli: This isn't funny! This is serious holiday planning.
Calli: And goddamnit, either Budgie Day or Mime Appreciation Day has got to go.
Calli: I like budgies.
DeMona: hmmmm, so many hard choices for a future over lordess
Calli: Exactly.
Calli: Like, for instance--if we keep Mime Appreciation Day, where should we put the scorpion pit?
DeMona: Behind the scourge of gay men
Calli: Well, I guess then they'd get a good view.
DeMona: :-D
Calli: I wonder what's "help, I need antivenom" in mime?
Calli: I expect we'll figure it out eventually.
DeMona: HAHAHAAH
DeMona: most likely
Calli: So far, my experiments point to screaming and flailing, then falling over and twitching for awhile.
DeMona: or we could plead innocence for the fun of it even if we -did- know
Calli: But I may have to perform more tests to verify my data.
Calli: Many more tests.
Calli: With bigger scorpions.
DeMona: ooooooo
DeMona: 50 % more snap
Calli: Well, I've decided. Budgie Day and Mime Appreciation Day can both stay, I'll just make more
days in the year.
Calli: We'll boost it to three hundred and seventy. Three hundred sixty-five was a weird number
anyway.
DeMona: I can tell the average work force is going to love you.
DeMona: hehehehehe
Calli: Since every day's a holiday, I don't see why they wouldn't!
DeMona: very true
Calli: And these holidays will be paid for by me and the massive royalties I get once I copyright
all the stupid ideas in the world. That way anyone who wants to think something stupid has to pay me a cover charge first.
DeMona: OOOoooo
Calli: "The Holocaust was a hoax made up by the media to garner support for the war? Hmm, let me
check the rates--ah, yes, that's a thousand dollars. Next?...oh, a homophobe! We have a special on that today, sir--two hundred dollars, and we sew your rectum closed for free! No more worrying about the gays coming to get you, no sir!"
"...does it come unsewn?"
"...no. Next!"
DeMona: HAHAHAHAH
Calli: See, my new world order has thought of everything.
DeMona: Well, I'm in
Calli: Well, since it was either that or my laser death ray, I kind of figured.
-Callisto
