Real life anecdote

[callie_chan]

So I was listening to the radio in the car today, and the female DJ of one of the more popular local alternative radio stations, Rachel, announces their daily contest, "Guess What Rachel Is Sucking On".

Yeah. I can't imagine how many crank calls these guys get when this contest is running. But usually what she's sucking on are caramels, Jolly Ranchers, etcetera.

Anyway, I listened to today's mystery suck, and honestly? They deserve the crank calls they get today.

Rachel: Okay, so what I'm sucking on today is a popular item...

Me: *nods*

Rachel: It's thinner at the top and gets wider down at the--base, or bottom or whatever-- *sucking noises* I cn ooly 'et y mth rnd *takes it out of her mouth again* I can only get my mouth around the very top, I can't fit the whole thing in, I'm not that skilled. *laughs*

Me: *raises eyebrow*

Rachel: It's about nine inches long, but don't let that fool you because these come in all different sizes...this one is big, though...

Me: ...

Rachel: *brightly* And I always have one of these with me!

Me: *dies and is dead*

-Callisto

Comments

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

So what was she sucking on?

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I knew someone would ask me that! But I didn't have time to wait around for someone to guess--people around here are bloody stupid. (To illustrate--the first three guesses I heard were: a bottle of hair spray, a bowling pin, and a knife.)

-Callisto

[redmage999.livejournal.com]

so what was she sucking cuz I wanna know

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Like I said in this very comment, I didn't hang around long enough to hear what it was. Didn't really care enough.

-Callisto

Just Looking For Some Role Players. ^^

[yusuke-mazoku.livejournal.com]

lol. Could it be Koenma's pacifier? ^^

he he

Well, anywho, but seriously, I am from the yyhroleplay community and we are just looking for some people who would like to join the community as whatever Yu Yu Hakusho character they desire. If you are interested in joining, I am positive that you will be matched up with the character you wish to RP as just as long as your character is not taken. ^_~

I saw that you are interested in Yu Yu Hakusho so I just figured. ^_~

(For future reference, although it says that we have found a Jin, I am positive, if you plan on posting every once in awhile, that you will be the character.) ^^

I hope to see you there. I am naturally the little mazoku of the group, but I don't eat humans. The carb count is way too high for me. ^^

Take care.

-Mike a.k.a. Yusuke

Re: Just Looking For Some Role Players. ^^

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Flattered as I am by the spam invitation, I'm an incredibly picky roleplayer. I only roleplay with personal friends whom I'm well-acquainted with, because I've had my share of bad roleplaying experiences and I prefer to stick with people I know are good writers from personal experience.

Anyway, I'm only good as Hiei, and even then I'm not so hot.

-Callisto

Re: Just Looking For Some Role Players. ^^

[yusuke-mazoku.livejournal.com]

he he

No prob. I can respect that. ^^

Take care. Catch ya later.

-Yusuke

P.S. Thank you for scratching out the word "spam." lol

[shyaway.livejournal.com]

A water bottle?

Excuse the random comment, I was just clicking links from little_details and this amused me.

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I don't mind. >D

-Callisto